lyricistfan.com presents: The Top 10 douchebags of 2010

Alright so since the end of 2010 is rapidly approaching and all these sites, bloggers and tweeters are creating the top list of so and so for the year 2010 I figured I would create a list of my own. This list consist of the top douchebags of 2010. It will involve famous people, people that think they are famous and a couple tweeters that I know. With that said let me begin by saying these are my personal opinions and if you get mad, grab your keys, turn off the computer and hit the nearest strip club.



10. You


The first on the list is YOU, yes YOU! You are a douchebag for wanting to read about which douchebags I would be listing and talking about. This quality in fact makes you a rather large douchebag but you are only number ten on the list.



9. The websites, bloggers and tweeters that create end of the year lists


Just ahead of you in the leaders of douchebaggery are all the writers that feel it necessary to create a bullshit list hoping that people actually care about what they have to say. I know people will read this and not care; which does not bother me. but number nine on the list is the group of bloggers and tweeters that create this bogus lists in all seriousness.



8. SmoothC (twitter)


This guy may take it as an honor being number eight on my list. The reason he is number eight is this guy thinks of himself as a great sneaker reseller, yet he doesn't know anything about sneakers and would sell his family for a good spot at a campout. The reason I put him on this list because on numerous occasions I asked this guy via text how much for a sneaker and then minutes later he tweets a lower price. I know I am an asshole but really why are you trying to charge me more than some Joe Blow on the Internet.



7. MXKid912 (twitter)


Alright so many of you may not know who this kid is since he only has 100 followers on twitter(half of which are spambots for gay porn sites), but this guy might be the biggest douchebag on tinychat. So we go to tinychat to bullshit about kicks, cast-iron cookware, you know the normal everyday sneakerhead bullshit. While this kid has the highest level of douchebagginess known to the whole tinychat sneakerhead community. Well back to MXKid912, this kid bans me from tinychat at least 93 times every time I am in there, he may have legit reasons but it is just a new level of douchebaggity out there. Now to add on this douche nozzle is texting me bothering me on purpose to distract me from finishing up this post.



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5. DJ Delz (twitter)

Yes I put twitter next to him name because he is not "famous" and no one has ever heard of him really. I can call myself DJ Lyricistfan but that does not make me a DJ or famous. So anyone there are way too many reasons to list why this assclown is a douchebag. Just know that if you are semi-famous this guy will try to snag the most homoreffic picture with you just to try and get himself some street cred. Last I heard he was blowing oscar the grouch because oscar told him he could DJ the next trashcan sale.

4. LeBron James

Yes Mr. LBJ himself made the list and probably not for the reasons you are thinking. I don't care if he goes to Miami, nails a tranny and gets a life long STD. The reason he is a douchebag is for doing an one hour special about his "decision", and also for that queer ass facial hair. Really dude, only homo thugs and you have a facial hair lineup like that. No wonder West was smashing your mom, he was trying to get you in the sack for the oh so sacred mother/daughter 3-way.

3. The LeBron Haters

Every single person that hates on LeBron is like the Darth Mal of douchebags. You are not as bad ass as Vader and you have some cool new light saber but you end up getting cut in half in the end. Why are you hating on someone that has no effect on your personal being? Him going to Miami did not take food off your table, hell if you are hating on him this much you probably can't even afford to put food on the table anyway. But in all seriousness why are you hating on what someone does with their life? I did not hate John from the financial department when he said he had to quit the corporate softball team because he was moving to Nogales, Arizona to become a coyote to get the rest of his family across the border. I welcomed it with open arms and told him if he needs help I will be there as long as the money and drugs are right.

2. Kanye West

Of course this guy had to make the list. Any cornball that jumps on stages while an 18 year old girl is accepting an award is an asshole. But this guy had the map from Water World shaved into his head during the event too. Did we need to piss in a coffee maker and drink the purified urine to be cool Mr. West? but that moment has nothing to do with this years tops douchebags. this guy made a song about a toast to the douchebags. All I know is I would never put toast near a douchebag unless it was Taylor Swifts douchebag then I wouldn't mind. Now this guy makes this song and then creates and short film involving women dressed up as birds and other random shit that is supposed to be a music video. I would rather watch that sex tape with that wrestler chick that hate the clit the size of a small wiener and that was disgusting. Mr. West I did enjoy your older music before your head was the size of South Africa, now you are just an all around douchebag.

1. me aka lyricistfan

Yup that's right, I am putting myself as the number one spot on my list. You have to be a huge douchebag to create a list of the top 10 douchebags of 2010. You have to be an even bigger douchebag to even put yourself at number one. I never shut up and I always speak my mind, I know I am an asshole but I don't care. This list will piss some people off but you know what they are just mad they did not get the number one spot. I did, yes that's right lyricist 'muthafuckin' fan got the number one spot. Maybe next year you can take the crown from me, but I doubt it since I will probably write that one too and since I am writing it I will put myself as number one next year too.

Now I want to thank you all for taking the time out of your busy porn watching duties and reading this post I created. Now please share this with your friends, co-workers, hookers, sex slaves, neighbors, teachers, principals and anyone else you can think of.

VNDS Miami Brazil Dunk - Size 11 - OG Everything

These shoes have been worn once very lightly by previous owner. Brazil Nike SB tag still attached.

Size: 11
Condition: VNDS(Very Near Deadstock)
Price: $210 + shipping (shipping cost depends on location)
I ship via USPS priority with delivery confirmation - Seller is not responsible for items lost by USPS.
Feel free to contact me at: lyricistfan@gmail.com
Lowballers will be ignored

Nike SB Dunk High Lucky Bee Customs

Lucky Bee SB Dunk High Set Customs created by sharp020
pics by Kybosh(nsb.org)

For those of you that know about SB samples that have been scrapped this is a pair many High top SB lovers would kill to get their hands on. As you know samples are extremely hard to get your hands on unless you have a connection and the funds to purchase.

Info on the Lucky Bee Sample: "In many cultures bees are signs of great luck, nobility, harmony and bliss. This Classic Green/Varsity Yellow FT sample features an all suede/nubuck upper and a carefully embroidered NIKE AIR bee on the outer heel panels. Reportedly the first "look-see" sample in the "Lucky" dunk series, the "Lucky Bee" SB is rumored to be the only pair of its kind in existence. There are only one pair of these in the world. They were scheduled to be released by Nike with "the beer pack" including these, the Heineken's, the dos equis URLs, and the Pabst Blue Ribbons. However, Heineken made Nike stop producing the Heineken dunk lows, and Nike scrapped the whole pack. These shoes were made for mickeys fine malt liquor and were not samples of the Lucky's. " (info via /www.solepedia.com)

So instead of trying to obtain a extremely rare sample Kybosh went to sharp020 with the idea of creating a custom of these impossible to obtain samples: (info via solecollector.com/forums)
Kybosh : "I came to Sharp with the idea of lucky bees. After discussing materials and bases Sharp came up with the idea of doing a pack, the regular lucky bee and an un-pair. This is the end result. I couldn't be happier with them."

I am impressed with the craftsmanship and with this set of customs sharp020 has just moved into the top spot of my favorite customizers.

Also check out Sharp020's website: http://sharp020.com

Here are the rest of the pictures:

Here is a picture of the actual samples (via www.5th-dimension.info)

Nike SB Dunk High Gucci aka RESN

Nike Dunk High Premium SB
Nickname: Gucci or RESN
Colorway: Deep Forest/Paprika
Box Price: $108
Store Price: $108-$215

It has been quite a few years since we have seen a release as hyped as this Gucci/RESN release. There hasn't been this much hype since the "Tiffany" Nike Dunk SB Low release back in 2005. The Gucci/RESN Dunk High is one of the November 2009 Quickstrike(QS) releases; the other being the HUF Blazers. Even though just a regular QS release people camped out for hours for this release. When stores opened they flew off the shelves.

They are based on the 2005 Sample pair that was scrapped due to copyright infringement. The colorway has been said to be inspired by the infamous colors used by Gucci. People have been waiting for this pair to release for four years now. The pair that was released does differ from the sample pair slightly. The denim is not frayed like the samples also the Nike SB tongue tag has been replaced with a tag that has the name RESN on it. According to rumor the RESN tag is a reference to the colors of the shoe: green = weed, red = fire and black = resn (or resin.)

Almost every shop in the USA has already released their pairs and many places in Europe and Asia have already released also. A few countries have not released or received their shipment yet. Shops were charging anywhere from box price ($108) to $215 being the highest price I saw from a shop. I was lucky enough to purchase my pairs for $108 and $120 without having to camp for them. Resellers bought up as many as they could knowing the price of these will continue to rise in the future. With all of the hype surrounding this release I won't be surprised to see the price increasing to $300+ in the next few years. Below is a few pictures of my pairs along with some extras.







The following pictures were sent to me to use for this blog

Shakez pictures:
Shakez info: Twitter Facebook Mixes For Sale by Shakez
djshakez@gmail.com



deez nuts pictures:
deez nuts info : For Sale by deez nuts
steveapd@gmail.com




Pictures by dbdbdb (For Sale by dbdbdb) and shotokanmasta1984

Beater of the Month

October Beater: Nike SB Dunk High: Paul Urich

Colorway: Black/White

Release Date: January 2007

Price: $90

I purchased this pair around the release date. I have been beating the hell out of them ever since. The mystery green on the laces and toe is seaweed from when I wore them out fishing. I have worn these for: coaching baseball, working chain gang at football games, fishing, and many other activities. They are super comfortable and have held up for a very long time. This is the first installment of "Beater of the Month" with many more to come. (click pictures to enlarge)

The Final Piece

Ever work on a jigsaw puzzle and get down to the very end, only to be missing the last piece? There is a feeling of emptiness until filling the void with the final piece of the puzzle. Every collector and sneaker enthusiast alike knows the feeling of finally obtaining the last piece and being able to admire the masterpiece as a whole. Well that is what I felt when I got in my latest pair of kicks, finally completing my Nike SB Brazil collection. After searching endlessly, spending a lot of hard earned dollars, and making many connections along the way, I was finally able to complete my favorite Nike SB set. For those that are unfamiliar with these kicks, they were only released in skate shops in Brazil and are not very easy to obtain without a connection in Brazil. In my eyes, the complete set consists of Custom Series 1 (4 pair), Custom Series 2 (3 pair), Custom Series 3 (3 pair) and the Non-Lasered Custom Series 1 (3 pair).
There are many other miscellaneous Brazil Nike SB releases out there, a couple of which I also own, but I personally do not feel they are a part of this set. We'll feature those in another upcoming blog entry so keep checking back. It is the ultimate feeling once you obtain that final piece. The family is finally together as one.

Custom Series 1


Non-Laser Custom Series 1


Custom Series 2


Custom Series 3


Group Picture

One to Rock, One to Stock

Any sneakerhead knows the obsession of keeping their kicks fresh n clean. If you have a particular pair you love, you will go to great lengths to guard them from the elements. Unfortunately it seems no matter how hard you try to avoid trouble, shit happens, and you might just step in it. Or there's always some jackass that accidentally steps on your foot, or worse yet, stomps on it on purpose because he thinks it's funny. That's where "One to Rock & One to Stock" comes in. The extra pair is your security blanket. Knowing you have a fresh protected pristine pair waiting at home allows you to wear them without worry. But feel free to punch the hater in the face.

On the flip side, after personally practicing "One to Rock, One to Stock" I realized having so many favorites in the rotation lessens wear on each pair of kicks. I'm getting older, but the rockable pairs still have years of life left in them. I'm slowly selling off the "One to Stock" pairs because I will probably never get to them and they deserve to find a new home on the feet of the next wave of collectors. The extra cash in my pocket doesn't hurt either. I told myself the practice of buying two pairs needs to stop. But my latest pickup(s)? The medicom IIs above. After tirelessly searching for them in my size I managed to find deals on both pairs, one after the other, so I couldn't pass it up. I mean look at them, side by side. So sick.